Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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