You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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