we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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