Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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