would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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