Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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