where does the pee come out of this thing
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Never underestimate the power of titties
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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