Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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