Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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