Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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