You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My dick has a subreddit
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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