she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
well you can't waste a boner
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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