So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is Oprah even human
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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