sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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