So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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