You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You can make out without kissing
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