do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You don't make any sense
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