I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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