ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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