You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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