You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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