I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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