Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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