Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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