Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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