she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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