Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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