I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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