I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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