YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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