Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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