North Korea, Best Korea!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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