youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
