guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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