Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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