Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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