I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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