do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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