Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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