That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
only you would photoshop your dick
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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