I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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