But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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