dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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