i think my mom watched the whole time
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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