Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish my penis had an off switch
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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