two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm always down for nudity.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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