i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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