walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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