He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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