he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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