i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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