It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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