Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Terrible idea I love it
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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