Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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