i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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