Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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