Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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